HOOAH Holiday Humor
to Share with Kids

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claus!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe!